The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

Tim Dillon
Comedy
100 episodes
Tim Dillon is a comedian and tour guide. He’s very excited to give you a tour of the end of the world. Each week from a porch in Los Angeles he shares apocalyptic visions with his friends and berates a local diner.
  • Tim calls his father after not speaking for awhile to wish him a Happy Father's Day, talks The Book of Mormon's woke corrections, Hunter Biden's new life as a painter, and the new batch of Victoria's Secret Angels. Merch store is live: https://fakebiz.net Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.pa...
    Play1h 1m 8s
  • Tim makes a huge announcement, implicates Ben's wife and berates him, talks big momma's in the city, and interviews writer Bari Weiss. Follow Bari: https://twitter.com/bariweiss https://bariweiss.substack.com/ Listen to her new podcast: https://www.honestlypod.com/ Follow the great Lee Syatt: https:...
    Play1h 17m 43s
  • Live from the Bitcoin Conference in Miami, it's Jake Paul and The Winklevoss twins. They handle a few hecklers, talk Jake's career as a professional boxer, and where Bitcoin's price will be in a year. Merch store is live: https://fakebiz.net Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thet...
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  • Tim Dillon discusses the Tokyo Olympics, uplifting alternatives for failed Olympic athletes, and the Friends reunion/cancellation. Tim also has on the wonderful journalist Abby Martin (Gaza Fights For Freedom) to discuss the current conditions in Israel and Palestine. Follow Abby here: https://twitt...
    Play1h 22m 30s
  • In another family friendly classic, Tim discusses Caitlyn Jenner's run for Governor of California, Bitcoin's big tumble, The Menace Lori Lightfoot's ongoing Chicago shenanigans, and why you can't buy true friendship. Merch store is live: https://fakebiz.net Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www....
    Play1h 8m 43s
  • Tim explains how to make it though this beautiful summer happy and healthy, shows appreciation for Courtney Stodden as she goes up against Chrissy Teigen, weighs in on the Tony Hinchcliffe controversy, John Mulaney's separation, Prince Harry going after Rogan, and calls Sonic Drive-In to inquire abo...
    Play1h 10m 27s
  • Tim is in a Miami hotel recording remotely with the great Ray Kump. They talk the monsters that populate clubhouse, the fallacies of crypto and dogecoin, and the new kind of billionaires. Follow Ray Kump: https://www.instagram.com/raykump/ https://twitter.com/RayKump https://www.youtube.com/channel/...
    Play1h 18m 4s
  • Tim talks Bezos new spaceship plans, ol' Billy Boy's coveted secret recipe, a fat-activist receiving death threats after losing weight, and Tim's idea for a future SNL sketch.   Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: �...
    Play1h 8m 1s
  • Jordan Peterson joins us to discuss his recovery from addiction, his rise to fame, psychoanalyzes Tim and the false claims against him by the media. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PROMO...
    Play1h 17m 25s
  • In an all time family friendly classic Tim Dillon episode, Tim talks why it's dangerous to get in the way of someone who wants to do nothing with their life, the current turmoil over Adam Toledo, why women like Kim Potter should not be police officers, and laments the end of the Afghanistan War. Bon...
    Play1h 34m 54s
  • Tim Dillon has on Yannis Pappas, in what was meant to be a bonus episode, but was so good we wanted to release to the public instead! They talk the Catholic church slurpee machines, moving into the digital world permanently, Yanni going full boomer, and stick around to see if Tim and Ben are splitti...
    Play1h 22m 29s
  • Two part episode! Tim is invited over to a big tech company guy's house in Austin, Texas, plans a performance at a bitcoin conference in Miami, and has on muckraking journalist Whitney Webb to discuss their excitement about the Pope's plans for God's creation. Happy Easter! Whitney Webb's plugs http...
    Play1h 18m 30s
  • This week Tim discusses someone getting fired from their writing job after calling out Shane Gillis, a cringe worthy sketch on SNL, Lil Nas X new satanic shoe line, and catches up with the alumni of Guantanamo Bay. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬...
    Play1h 13m 59s
  • Two part episode! Tim Dillon is in the studio once again to discuss David Dobrik's dance with the devil, a realtor with a brain injury, and people who refer to their apartment complex as "having everything you could need". Tim has on the very funny duo, Jesse Singal and Katie Herzog, to discuss bein...
    Play1h 12m 55s
  • Once a year, Ben picks some of his personal favorite moments from the Patreon vault and unlocks them for you, the listener. There were many contenders this year but these were my favorite moments (I am excluding The Pit and Gates of Hell since we already released those).To follow along, here is the...
    Play2h 17m 4s
  • From Royersford, Pennsylvania, this week Tim dives deep into Lindsay Lohan's NFT's (Non-Fungible Tokens), Mr. Cuomo meatball himself, society burrowing deeper into the digital world, and new disclaimers before classic Hollywood films. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillo...
    Play1h 4m 47s
  • This show is dedicated to the great Bud Muenster. Live from Cleveland, Tim digs a bit deeper into the Woody Allen case, attempts to do his ad reads live, discusses the light at the end of the tunnel for Cleveland, and also the new Adam Curtis documentary. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.pa...
    Play58m 6s
  • Live, late night, from a hotel in Boston, Tim discusses the new Woody Allen documentary coming out, getting Joe Rogan on Clubhouse, and Kendall Jenner's new Tequila company. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE ▶▶ https://www.bonfire.com/store/t...
    Play1h 11m 4s
  • Anna Khachiyan from the Red Scare podcast joins Tim this week to discuss the first Jewish female president, Jordan Peterson being unfairly maligned, similarities between AOC and Trump, a HUGE announcement from Anna, and David Hogg's new pillow company. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patre...
    Play1h 23m 24s
  • Live from hill country, Tim broadcasts outdoors to break down a shocking video Ben showed him from Plains Township, Pennsylvania, journalists ratting on people on Clubhouse, and the one issue he's sick of every intellectual guru discussing. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/theti...
    Play1h 13m 9s
  • This week Tim talks Wall Street vs Retail Investors, where he is moving next, a new app with tech overlords called Clubhouse, and why Tim will hold the line through the week. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE ▶▶ https://www.bonfire.com/store/...
    Play1h 12m 11s
  • On Timothy's birthday, he only wishes to express his deep love for a family member, why he almost bought a tarantula, and the reason dog shelters are actually bad for the pet community. The second half was recorded after an episode Tim did with Lex Fridman, which will be coming out soon on Lex's cha...
    Play1h 16m 5s
  • This week Tim talks the cult obsession over Tesla and Elon Musk, nearly getting sucked into a New York apartment scam, and goes off on people who can't stop talking about how they beat the virus.   Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE ▶▶ https:/...
    Play1h 7m 2s
  • Tim returns from Vegas this week to discuss the Capitol Hill siege, why lesbians are incredible at their job, what comedians should do now if they can't scratch together a couple nickels, and closes out the show performing a new Billie Eilish song. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.c...
    Play1h 26m 43s
  • This week Tim is at war with an Airbnb host, questions the pig head found on Nancy's doorstep, explains why the police couldn't stop the Christmas Bomber, and defends Hilaria Baldwin. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE ▶▶ https://www.bonfire.c...
    Play1h 22m 33s
  • Tim talks visiting his family in NY for the holidays, an insane request from his cousin, and why it's difficult to do charity work with Ben in Beverly Hills. Then enjoy Andrew Schulz for the full hour. Watch Schulz Saves America on Netflix! Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/theti...
    Play2h 4m 8s
  • Live from Brooklyn, its Tim and Ray Kump. They talk about NYC taking a turn for the worst, a conversation Tim overheard at lunch from a former New York Senator, and why Youtubers should start their own currency. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OFFICIAL MERCHAND...
    Play1h 34m 20s
  • Special bonus episode release! This was recorded Nov 16th for the patreon listeners and we are making it public to you. Tim talks Harry Styles on the cover of Vogue, a room in an El Paso hospital known as 'The Pit', and what is coming down the stretch for the holidays. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶...
    Play1h 2m 43s
  • Tim discusses the Comedy Store documentary on Showtime, the decor of Whitney Cummings party, bug-chasers and Ben's dark mind, the Candace Owen's backlash, and Ellen Degeneres's latest business venture in this crumbling metropolis. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonsho...
    Play1h 19m 53s
  • This week we are joined by New York Times best selling author, commentator, political activist, and soon to be mother, Candace Owens. You can follow her here: https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE ▶▶ https://www.b...
    Play1h 9m 17s
  • After a series of unfortunate events in the desert, Tim and Ben are forced to record outside in the dark. Tim relives his days at Nassau Community College, explains why Trump will not be building a media empire, why Quarantine friendships will end, and a froyo shop in Palm Springs that pushed him ov...
    Play1h 22m 5s
  • Tim rants up top about meeting the cast of Cheer at Whitney Cummings house, the party he's planning potentially getting shut down, and an old dance instructor. Journalist Whitney Webb then joins us for the hour to discuss the security of the elections, and the marriage of Silicon Valley and Governme...
    Play1h 46m 46s
  • Recorded Friday night, Tim describes the perfect celebrity cast for the Friendsgiving he's planning, the end of a Trump era (and what's to come), and breaks down a depressing dining experience in Echo Park.   Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE...
    Play1h 20m 38s
  • Happy Halloween! Tim talks this week about his latest JRE appearance, how to practice Halloween safely, why he can't enjoy horror movies anymore, and what may be the final days of Trump. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE ▶▶ https://www.bonfir...
    Play1h 10m 38s
  • Lil Xan talks his new sober life, remembering Mac Miller and XXXTentacion, his go to order at Del Taco, dropping out of high school freshman year, and living in motels as a kid. Lil Xan's Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo5i-URBk7YYFvU0BR6wzPw Follow Lil Xan here: https://www.insta...
    Play1h 17m 51s
  • Tim explains why many of you are wasting your life, and how you should be more effectively doing so. He talks his family's Thanksgiving traditions, how Youtubers are saving the world, why the American party is over, and the future outcome of the election. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.pa...
    Play1h 13m 5s
  • Tim explains why Arizona is the worst state in the country, Yelp's new social justice initiative, who Jeffrey Epstein's favorite comedians were, documentaries about disenfranchised people, and why he's completely sick of the West.
    Play1h 10m 18s
  • Live from Nashville, Tim talks the AI Parkland video, explains why his opener got angry at him, why he might have to leave LA, and receives the news live about Trump on air. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE ▶▶ https://www.bonfire.com...
    Play1h 9m 38s
  • Released by popular demand, this week Tim talks about what people really think about you if they constantly tell you to go vote, a journalist that tried to smear him in Esquire, defends a friend's right to make a living, and closes with a song of jubilee. Note: Tim has an out of body experience on t...
    Play1h 30m 49s
  • Tim teaches you this week how to start a fake business, being back on Keto, the downsides of living in California, and a Satanic AirBnB. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE ▶▶ https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ ▬▬▬▬▬▬...
    Play1h 13m 30s
  • This week Duncan the Bulldog absolutely trashes the studio and shows no respect for 9/11, Tim talks the Netflix show Cuties, his interactions with influencers at Whitney Cummings's party, and the ending of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/the...
    Play1h 10m 43s
  • Tim goes off this week on people that love the outdoors, the child he'd like to raise, the wealthy's perspective on the ongoing culture war, and Tim shows his support for the military! Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE ▶▶ https://www....
    Play1h 27m 44s
  • Live from a backyard in Montauk, Tim rants and raves as the wildlife and an annoying hedge fund neighbor cause problems. Tim talks the Rittenhouse situation, the ongoing New York City beef between Seinfeld and Altucher, and why Tim is rightfully a petty little pig. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶...
    Play1h 3m 52s
  • im discusses the conspiracy around Governor Meatball shutting down his comedy shows mere hours before performing, how old friends turn into strangers, why they are going to keep the country shut down until the election, and who the real patriots are in this country. Bonus Episodes every week: htt...
    Play1h 20m 28s
  • Tim lets you know that you're all going to jail, some films he was in as a child he's trying to track down, spins a tale of a horrific hotel experience in West Hollywood, and talks about the Coney Island "Freak Show" experience. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow...
    Play1h 24m 8s
  • Tim discusses a false accusation against him this week, the FBI raid on Jake Paul's home, why teachers should be defunded, and offers relationship advice during the pandemic. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-s...
    Play1h 21m 55s
  • We play for you the sketches TBS refused to put on The Tournament of Laughs, talk the ongoing Ellen fiasco, and Tim expresses his deep respect for Godfather pizza chain owner Herman Cain. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the...
    Play1h 25m 16s
  • From an undisclosed location Tim reveals that he is now the number one podcaster in LA, congratulates the Sandmann on his victory, describes what kind of candidate he would vote for, and breaks down an award winning BBQ Sauce. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Mer...
    Play1h 14m 28s
  • Tim talks this week about comedy legend Chrissy Teigen, the new show about lovely ladies he's obsessed with, Twitter accusations against him, and why no institution truly cares about you or your rights. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: https://www.bonfir...
    Play1h 26m 20s
  • Tim talks a big party he's going to throw, why he loves AOC so much, a yummy baked beans controversy, and why a corporate steakhouse is in trouble. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Please Support Our...
    Play1h 50m 37s
  • Journalist Whitney Webb returns to discuss the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell, her and her families ties to the brave heroes of the intelligence community, and how big tech is just trying to keep you safe! #SaveTheOceans #StopOverFishing Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillo...
    Play1h 47m 5s